Update: Warning Shots – Part 34

It feels like we’ve lived an eternity since I last updated, lol. Monday night, I’m watching the Phillies, and it’s a tied game. We’re in the eighth or ninth inning, and there’s a possibility it’s going to go into extra innings which is literally my least favorite thing in the world. But then Twitter gets the bomb shell — KELLY MONACO IS OUT — and even better, she’s getting killed offf! I was so damn excited and enjoying it with some of my fellow Sam haters that I didn’t even notice the game went into extras, and then the Phillies won. Amazing night, honestly. 15/10.

Obviously, I’m sorry for Kelly, who is reported to have been blindsided, but that’s probably because she’s been allowed to coast on being a producer’s pet for two decade and thought she was untouchable. My backstage fanfiction is that she was on the kill list from the second she tanked the Jason return promo (she looked like a hostage forced to read a script) but whatever happened, I wish her luck but hallelujah, the pet is out the door. Her fans are attempting to rally and get support for her to come back, like 2011 and Becky’s re-hiring and there’s been a decent amount of press coverage of the whole debacle. But I suspect her fanbase won’t have the juice necessary to keep the pressure up since they’ve never had to campaign for anything in their damn lives.

ANYWAY.

I’m currently scheduled to wrap up Warning Shots on Sunday, and I should be bringing Chain Reaction back Monday. I don’t know yet what day we’re picking for our guaranteed weekly update, though I do suspect we’re staying in the Friday-Monday range for a few weeks while I get my feet under me. Sometimes on Mondays, I actually still have energy. It’s Tuesday when I die, lol. We’ll see how things go.

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