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It’s after midnight and I just watched my elite Phillies bullpen shit the bed (as I type this it’s 6-4 and Phillies are down to their last two outs — but Harper is up with a runner on–I’ll let you know). Technically it’s Tuesday. So let’s just post this and move on with our lives, lol.

Wednesday’s update will be later than normal, around 9 PM. The Phillies are playing at 4, so who knows when the game will be over, lol.

What follows is me living through the top of the ninth, feel free to skip

Okay — so Harper hit a ground rule double. Tying runs are in scoring position and Alec Bohm is the hottest hitter in MLB right now — sooooo…..you know what, lemme chill and let you know how this all works out.

Bohm has a full count, 3-2. YOU GUYS I AM SO TIRED. Okay, sac fly. one run game.

MARSHY IS UP MY MAN GOT TRADED FROM THE ANGELS REVENGE TIME GET ‘EM’

welp. we lost. but so did the braves so fuck it.

enjoy the story. love you guys. see you in like 48 hours for more flash.